Heat of The Moment
posted 2 hours ago + 247,443 notes — via curiositykilledmypussy, © cannibals-insomnia

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you



posted 2 hours ago + 7,547 notes — via milesjai, © barebackinq
Anonymous → A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.


posted 2 hours ago + 10,953 notes — via zackisontumblr, © carolxne
carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned



posted 3 hours ago + 414 notes — via curiositykilledmypussy, © yuniedc
yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit



posted 6 hours ago + 103,509 notes — via halloween-king, © stability

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with



posted 6 hours ago + 50,889 notes — via jackgalaxyhero, © queenlatifart

queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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posted 6 hours ago + 11,944 notes — via bornthiswatbitches, © kobetyrant

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

oh my fuck god stop LMAO



posted 7 hours ago + 719 notes — via soundlyawake, © iwatchforsasha

iwatchforsasha:

It really does get better and this is how



posted 7 hours ago + 435,146 notes — via bornthiswatbitches, © invisiblechickens

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn



posted 7 hours ago + 158,860 notes — via halloween-king, © thats-slightly-raven

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 



posted 8 hours ago + 12,104 notes — via dahliasheng, © lordwhat

lordwhat:

AU where Dean is openly bisexual and a total asshole about it -Part 4

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posted 8 hours ago + 352,079 notes — via frustratedhomosexual, © the-goldengirls

twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS



posted 8 hours ago + 83,839 notes — via perksofbeingahomosexual, © saxypone

saxypone:

My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.



posted 8 hours ago + 399,407 notes — via troyesivan, © stunningpicture
womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up



posted 11 hours ago + 370,010 notes — via nobraska, © gifak-net