when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck
I’m the friend that picks rainbow road
Happy 31st Birthday, Aaron Kyle Tveit! October 21, 1983
Ariana Grande at an Mariah Carey concert:
you can tell some bitter mariah fan swapped the names cause of the “aN mariah carey concert” hahahahahahah
when your friend fucks you
One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
What this is so beautiful
Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.
Marge tried real fucking hard all the time
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
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This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze
this is so important